On Finger tools

I managed to sort out the money problem in my last blog post. At least, I had things cleared up, even though I haven’t gotten paid yet. ๐Ÿ™‚ I just wanted to make sure I could get my message across.

Also, I haven’t been doing too well with my challenge; in three days I’ve only added an icon tutorial. I might add something before I go to bed.

I know this might sound weird to say, but I like to clean my ears. I like to use appropriate instruments to clean out my ears. Some people like to use their fingers, as opposed to a cotton bud, pair of tweezers or an ear cleaner. Some people also find it disgusting when they spot someone flicking their darned earwax across the room. Some people also like to eat their earwax.

I remember an occasion in grade six when my friend was picking his ear with his finger, with a baffled look on his face, obviously focusing on trying to get out whatever happened to be in his ear. I don’t know what it was, but my friend claimed to have seen him flick red earwax across the room. According to me, it was a small yellow particle that just fell onto the oddly-coloured green carpet.

Yes, people have dirty habits. Yes, there was the kid who picked his nose and wiped his booger on a cupboard back in primary school. Yes, there were boys who didn’t wash their hands after going to the toilet. Yes, there were kids in preschool who sucked their thumbs.

But, back onto the topic of picking ears. I had a friend who liked to keep the fingernail of his little finger a bit long, because he could clean his ear with it. It is debatable as to whether or not it is right or wrong to clean ears with fingers, and WikiHow and numerous other websites mention an ear syringe; however I believe that some of us do it nonetheless!

Now obviously there’s nothing wrong with having earwax; it is a natural that helps to clean your ears. But it is also a good idea to clean your ears regularly because excessive earwax is unsightly. Of course, you wonder why I said ‘unsightly’. I could have said “can make you deaf” or “might be hard to clean later on”. But I said unsightly…

Recently I had the unfortunate opportunity of getting a glimpse of someone’s ear, and the earwax scattered across their pinna and outer ear was honestly disgusting to see. Earwax is usually in the ear canal. When it gets the hell out of there, you should get rid of it. Not leave it all over your damn ears. In other words, please shower properly and wipe your outer ears down a bit from time to time. Earwax often makes its way out there and even just using a cotton bud on the outer parts of your ear can help move dead skin cells and any… you know… earwax.

Now I don’t claim to be a doctor but I’m a rather observant person. If you want to eat your earwax, that’s fine, but please clean your ears. Especially if you have bling. Because bling + earwax = ๐Ÿ˜ท.

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